A few things I found entertaining.

When you use one of the machines at the train station to buy a ticket you need to press this button.  Just imagine Arnold Swarzenegger saying it!

Heather apparently comes in many unnatural colors here in Austria

Clever money making idea?  €59 for 30 minutes?  Not sure how the insurance works if something happens!

Linda told me should would always get the Australia vs Austria thing.  I will need to send this to her.

Wanting to break free?  Living in Quebec, for example?  Well, your problems could be solved right here in Austria.

Traffic lights for bikes (also saw in Malmö)