My cousin sold my Honda over Memorial Day to his brother, “my other cousin” and my second cousin (the daughter of “my other cousin”) is learning to drive on it.

I was told that she was a real klutz in terms of learning to drive even an automatic, backing into mailbox posts, etc., so I have no idea how she is handling a stick shift!  But tonight my cousin called to tell me that “my other cousin” is having a fit because the car alarm keeps going off.

Obviously not only is this girl apparently challenged when it comes to driving, but she doesn’t get the concept of ‘keyless entry’ and is using the key to unlock the door and then when she puts the key in the ignition the alarm goes off.   Lord!